A Day Out

[Staff: Warren Ashcroft]

A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live monkeys on board, bound for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered by 9am and the driver fears he will get the sack if they don't get there on time. He decides to try and thumb a lift for his monkeys and eventually a young lorry driver pulls over.

"Where they going?" asks the young chap.

"Do us a favour mate and take these to Chester Zoo for me" says the driver, "and here's a hundred quid for your troubles."

"Happy days," says the young fella, loads the monkeys onto his truck and gets on his way.

The lorry driver goes about trying to fix his truck and is there for a good few hours when he notices the young fella coming back down the motorway, still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags him down again.

"What are you playing at," he fumes, "I told you to take them to Chester Zoo!"

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"I did," says the bemused Irish fella, "but there is still fifty quid left so now we're going to Alton Towers."

Hows that?

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I click the button but get nothing apart from the button itself disappearing :\.

[Staff: Warren Ashcroft]

I click the button but get nothing apart from the button itself disappearing :\.

Which browser?

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Im using Firefox.

[Staff: Warren Ashcroft]

Im using Firefox.

I know - problem fixed

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Lmao ahh now i find the humour in it