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    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
    are flat?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
    is not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
    but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
    a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
    Special Olympics?

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as
    cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
    here?

    Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem
    longer?

    If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a
    hostage situation

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered
    assassinated instead of just murdered?

    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
    a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
    like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
    binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
    naked anyway

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    lol! Brilliant!

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    Please don't forget to rate the threads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sol
    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
    if it is, I hope my 'friends' dont find out, or they'll be screaming 'discrimination'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sol
    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
    I got that going on now with the TV remote
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Ashcroft
    I got that going on now with the TV remote
    I normally just swap the batteries around when this happens, normally means they'll last till the next day and I get a chance to buy some replacements.

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    I always have spare batteries

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sol
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    imagine trying to produce flat pack round boxes :p

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