Funny Poems (entire thread should be Adult!!)

[RFH Reseller: Sol]

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Little Bo Peep ****ed her sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once but twice

[RFH Reseller: Sol]

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her
Jill said "no", Jack said "so, I'll ram it in your dumper!"

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Peter Peter pumkin eater
Whacked off in the movie theater
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene

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Hickory ****ory Dock
My balls fell out of my jock
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my ****

[RFH Reseller: Sol]

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Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girl friends eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie ****ed that one-eyed ****!

[RFH Reseller: Sol]

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Roll, roll, roll your ****
Gently down my *****
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Then you'll suck my ****

[RFH Reseller: Sol]

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Hickory ****ory dock
Some chick was sucking my ****
The clock struck two, I dropped my goo
I dumped the ***** on the next block - Badabing

[RFH Reseller: Wise Webs]

Yes, well....could have been entertaining but with so many asterisks its pretty hard to understand the text (probably a good thing anyway)

[RFH Reseller: schofieldandwhite]

bored, Sol?

[RFH Reseller: Sol]

I was a bit bored, and next time I'm bored I'll edit the posts to remove the Asterix's.