OK, going to put these into one massive post and hopefully make them easier to read
(I wish the adult tag would disable the swear filter!)
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Peter Peter pumkin eater
Whacked off in the movie theater
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene
Hickory D*ckory Dock
My balls fell out of my jock
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my co*k
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girl friends eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie F*cked that one-eyed s*ut!
Roll, roll, roll your c*nt
Gently down my pr*ck
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Then you'll suck my d*ck
Hickory d*ckory dock
Some chick was sucking my c*ck
The clock struck two, I dropped my goo
I dumped the b*tch on the next block
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That f*ckin' wh*re!
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that pussy it's so damn hairy
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her dog a bone
She bent over,
Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored those flabby t*its
And licked her as*hole clean
Rock-a-bye baby,
on the tree top
Your mother's a wh*re
I ain't your pop
Three blind mice, see how they run
Where the f*ck are they going?
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe
Suck my d*ck and swallow slow
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his f*ckin' d*ck
There was an old lady
Lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out
Patty cake, patty cake
Baker's man
If your chick's on her period
f*ck her in the can!
Mary had a little lamb
She kept in her backyard
When she took her panties off
His wooley d*ck got hard
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
That's more than my lazy wife does
That fat, f*ckin' smelly babboon
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray,
The guy that f*cked her ass
Rub a Dub Dub
Three men in a tub
f*ggots have threesomes, too
So f*ckin' what
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I f*cked your mother's ass
And she had you
Beware of the badger,
It said on the gate,
It bit off my tadger,
I'd read it too late.
There once was a man from nantucket,
whose d*ck was so long he could suck it.
while he wiped of his chin
he said with a grin
if my ear was a c*nt i'd f*ck it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
So Jack could eat Jills f*nny,
But Jack got a shock,
and a mouthful of c*ck,
'cos Jill's a f*ckin' tranny!
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