Tasteless Jokes!!

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A boyfriend and girlfriend are away on holiday and she has a nasty accident which requires a blood transfusion, fortunately her boyfriend has the same blood type so he donates some of his. Allowing her a full recovery.
A year later they have a very messy break up and to be difficult he says "I want my blood back!"

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So she pulls down her trousers and pulls out her tampon all covered in blood and say "fine then I will give it back to you in monthly installments!"

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Whats 18 inches long and makes women scream?

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Cot death

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A soldier is out on a little R-n-R and walks into some little town in the middle of nowhere..

He comes up to this little house and thinks to himself...f*ckin right!!

so he walks up to the guy at the door and reaches in his pocket and says to the doorman..."awe f*ck...wut can 1 dollar get me here??"

The Doorman replies.."well sir...{looking upstairs}..we have a dead hooker upstairs."

The soldier looks around and thinks to himself..."aaahhhh f*ck..i aint been with a girl in like 3 years..and im in the middle of nowhere....wut the hell..why not."

So he hands the guy his dollar and heads upstairs......

A couple hours later he comes back down and the doorman asks..."So, how was she??"

The soldier replies..."She was good....one thing tho...her nose kept running...it was kinda weird."

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Doorman says...."O?....she must be full"

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two girls are hanging outside their local high school one friday afternoon and hear about a party going on in the next town over. as they hear about how all the cool people that are going they decide to attend themselves. the problem is only one of the girls has a car and it is her fathers. the two friends decide that the one girl will go home and beg the father until he decides to give the car over for the night.
as the girl walks in she see's her father sitting there and decides to ask if she could borrow the car. her father turns to her and says "only if you suck my ****!" she looks at her father and says "dad! thats gross! you're my father!" the father says "thems the rules hunny, you live in my house you follow my rules!"
the daughter runs upstairs to call her friend and tell her what has happend. her friend says "go ahead and do it! i won't tell anyone and we'll get to go to the party and finally be cool!" so she decides to do it and walks downstairs to tell her father she was willing.

after he pulls his pants down she begins to suck for a minute or two then looks up at her father with a digusted look on her face and says "dad! your **** tastes like ****!"

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the father looks down at her and says "oh, thats right... you're brother's got the car tonight!"

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why are black guys so good at basketball?

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Because its all about stealing, shooting and running!!

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A newly-wed couple wake up on the first morning of the their honeymoon in the Caribbean and decide to take a stroll down the beach.
On their way they pass a shanty house, and sitting on the front porch is an overweight woman, stark naked, legs akimbo, eating a slice of watermelon.
The husband sees this and liking the idea of his new wife exhibiting her body in public asks her whether she would do the same. The wife looks at him in disgust and refuses.
The second morning they pass the shanty house again and, sure enough, the overweight woman is sitting on the porch stark naked, legs akimbo, eating another slice of watermelon.
Not being put off be his new wife's refusal, the husband enquires of his wife, "Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?" The wife again refuses.
This continues each morning for two weeks until it is the last day of the honeymoon. Each morning they would pass by the woman, each morning the husband would try to persuade his new wife to copy her and each morning the wife would refuse.
However, it being the last morning the husband gives it one more try and enquires of his wife, "Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?"
The wife finally gives in, opens the gate of the shanty house and walks up to the overweight woman on the front porch. "What does it feel like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?" she asks, hesitantly.

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"I don't rightly know, replies the woman, "but it sure keeps the flies off of my watermelon."

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A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure; she was shaking and foaming at the mouth.
Our uninformed male thought this was incredible - best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure.
He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room.

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A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think her orgasm's stuck!"